classicslesbianopinions:
i want to sit tony soprano down in front of the oresteia and see what happens. i’m not sure it would fix him but it would do something.
tony soprano in therapy voice: it’s like. uh. uh. those greek guys. in the–the play.
tony soprano’s therapist voice: what play
tony soprano in therapy voice: that play meadow dragged me to. her roommate was in it. or, wait. it might’ve been three plays. i don’t remember. lots of intermissions, though. anyway, i thought it was going to be boring. turns out, those greek guys were onto something. how ‘bout that?
tony soprano’s therapist voice: how about that.
tony soprano in therapy voice: anyway. there was all this killing. everyone killing each other. and this–this family, they were all caught up in it. the dad killed his kid, his wife killed him, and then the other kids went and killed the wife. and then in the third play, do you know what happened?
tony soprano’s therapist voice: what happened?
tony soprano in therapy voice: they had a fuckin court case about it! there’s these–these–i don’t remember what they were called. these women, okay? scary fuckin women. and they were running after one of the kids, you know? one of the ones who killed the wife. and he kept running, and then this goddess shows up and they start having a fuckin court case! i don’t know. really makes you think, doesn’t it?